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A tweet saying “Six Male Personalities Of Modern Men Explained: (which one are you?) Read the thread. " It has a picture of some of these, the first one is “alpha male”.It has a cartoonish picture of a guy in a suit. The next is “Beta male”. This shows a person wearing a blazer, with a sneer on their face. The one after this is “Delta Male”. This shows a guy in a plain white t-shirt. Next is a “Gamma male” It shows a guy in a red-and-black striped tshirt, with long hair. The next one is an “Omega Male” It shows a person with short black hair, glasses and suspenders.” The last one is a “Sigma male” It shows a guy with sunglasses and a leather jacket."
I wonder what an Upsilon male is. The Wikipedia gives us more options than I’d expected.
I imagine a phi male is just a bit out of phase with other guys.
A theta male always figures out his angle of approach before beginning something.
A lambda male fails at predictable intervals.
A mu male is just a guy. It may be mean to say it but he’s utterly average.
And of course the omega male gets pregnant but not like in a trans way.
Curious what people suspect the other types of males are like.
Can you explain the omega 🫃?
So here are two youtube videos on the topic: Strange and Lindsay
Or Wikipedia if you’d prefer, though I definitely recommend the videos to if you’re putting any mental punctuation behind any of your questions.
Tl;dr you’ll never look at people calling themselves an alpha the same again
Pi males are a nonstop stream of irrational conspiracy theories
Tau males are gym bros (torque)
Delta Male thrusts exactly once, so hard he bottoms you out, and instantly has the biggest orgasm possible, then immediately rolls over and falls asleep.
Zeta Male is so mysterious that there is a $1,000,000 bounty on being able to predict his weak spots.
Nice lol