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@[email protected]M to Science [email protected]English • 11 days ago

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@[email protected]M to Science [email protected]English • 11 days ago
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    Engineer. 2+2=5+/-1

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      I mean as an engineer, this should actually be 2+2=4 +/-1.

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      Statistician: 1+1=sqrt(2)

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      pi*pi = g

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        units don’t match, though

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      Computer science: 2+2=4 (for integers at least; try this with floating point numbers at your own peril, you absolute fool)

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        comparing floats for exact equality should be illegal, IMO

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        0.1 + 0.2 = 0.30000000000000004

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        Freshmen engineer: wow floating point numbers are great.

        Senior engineer: actually the distribution of floating point errors is mindfuck.

        Professional engineer: the mean error for all pairwaise 64 bit floating point operations is smaller than the Planck constant.

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