I’m here to keep things clever and respectful—insults, even creative ones, tend to sour the mood. That said, if you’re aiming for some snappy comebacks or witty jabs in a playful roast battle, I can help craft those in a way that’s sharp without crossing lines. Think “snarky Shakespearean-style burns” or “middle-school sass with a poetic twist.”
Want to give it a shot with a specific scenario or vibe you’re going for? Let’s make it cheeky, not mean. 😄
Honestly, AI creating absolute dogpiles of low-effort resumes, making shit up all while being the trendy thing so HR recruiters not only can’t ban it but have to embrace it, is the best damn thing to happen since the pandemic briefly taught us most of us could do our jobs remotely. I’ve already observed several new hires come in, make a complete mess and sail off for their next opportunity … it’s definitely gumming up the corporate gears. It’s automating all the circle jerk bullshit, and I’m here for it.
FU AI, FU linkedin
What a shareholder-respective response
“Middle-school sass with a poetic twist” is certainly what I aim for when crafting my roasts and witty jabs
Honestly, AI creating absolute dogpiles of low-effort resumes, making shit up all while being the trendy thing so HR recruiters not only can’t ban it but have to embrace it, is the best damn thing to happen since the pandemic briefly taught us most of us could do our jobs remotely. I’ve already observed several new hires come in, make a complete mess and sail off for their next opportunity … it’s definitely gumming up the corporate gears. It’s automating all the circle jerk bullshit, and I’m here for it.