“I was at the airport and i fought my social anxiety and decided to talk to other passengers. One was a mother who invited me to stay with her. I even got my own bed, when i woke up i was greeted by a bath tub full of ice and was missing a kidney. Because this is far more likely to happen then sleeping with somebody’s wife and there husband being a prominent person at a fortune 500 company. Then some how like whodeeny pulling a position out his has. At said company,”