The Picard Maneuver to [email protected] • 19 days agoIn Finland, they advertise the largest container of mayonnaise as "American Size"lemmy.worldimagemessage-square174fedilinkarrow-up1887
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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish7•19 days agoSlurps from Coke bucket Sticks entire head into KFC bucket Rinse and repeat until coronary arteries are plugged shut “Murica”
minus-squareCaptain AggravatedlinkfedilinkEnglish20•19 days agoAmateur mayonnaise practices until it gets it right. Professional mayonnaise practices until it does not get it wrong.
Sips from mayonnaise bucket
Slurps from Coke bucket
Sticks entire head into KFC bucket
Rinse and repeat until coronary arteries are plugged shut
“Murica”
You didn’t even microwave it first.
How does it compare to amateur mayonnaise?
Amateur mayonnaise practices until it gets it right.
Professional mayonnaise practices until it does not get it wrong.