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charlottan posted:
they invented a new science called “dont
let the balloon hit the floor” scientests are being very careful and bapping that thing before it can fall jumping over the couch and shit
charlottan replied:
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hexoskeleton commented:
dramatic oversimplification of the field… each scientest can only hit it once and holding it isn’t allowed. and sometimes the floor is even lava. so the problem is a lot more complex than most laypeople might think
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… and they’re doing all this in a biolab with glass containers full of exotic bacteria, viruses and spores sitting on open counters and table tops.
It just wouldn’t be as much fun any other way:-).