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@[email protected] to Programmer [email protected] • 1 day ago

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@[email protected] to Programmer [email protected] • 1 day ago
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    And don’t want to upgrade/switch because it is too expensive

    Oh boy, you better have no employees or Oracle will make you pay for their existence:

    https://www.oracle.com/in/a/ocom/docs/corporate/pricing/java-se-subscription-pricelist-5028356.pdf

    • @[email protected]
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      5•18 hours ago

      This is why you have a shell company JUST for your employees that need to use Oracle.

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        3•14 hours ago

        You mean for the employees that will write Java?

        “Oracle” is usually about the DB, and that is paid by the core.

    • borari
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      4•19 hours ago

      You should really quiet down, how else are you going to hear anything?

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