For me it was “Your mom looks like Gimli from Lord of the Rings.”. My best friend took a few seconds to process what I just said to him and then started crying laughing. Good times. I think it was the deadpan delivery that killed him.

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    155 days ago

    Saturday before Easter… 17 or 18 year old kid was going on and on about how he couldn’t wait to get home so he could play Call of Duty all night, and this and that… lots of swearing, lots of talk about shooting and destruction.

    Me: “I dunno man, don’t you have to be in bed early so the Easter Bunny will come?”

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      65 days ago

      My nephew was trash talking me about Mario Kart talking about how he’d smoke me because he had been playing it so long.

      My reply “I was playing this before you were born”