@[email protected] to Lemmy [email protected] • 19 days agoJust.....why?sh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square123fedilinkarrow-up1925
arrow-up1925imageJust.....why?sh.itjust.works@[email protected] to Lemmy [email protected] • 19 days agomessage-square123fedilink
minus-squareu/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)linkfedilinkEnglish22•19 days agoYou have brushed in New York and Philadelphia this week!
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink14•19 days agoSuspicious activity has been detected in your toothbrush in Hong Kong. Your account has been locked for your security.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink6•19 days agoGoddammit, Oral-B, I told you I was traveling this week!
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink4•19 days agosets up VPN to trick it into brushing from home
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink1•19 days agoFor brushing in Asia, please upgrade your Oral-B account to the Oral-B premium account for just 5 € / month!
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink2•edit-219 days ago You have brushed in New York and Philadelphia this we Sorry, not sure what you mean by this (not a native English speaker)
minus-squarelime!linkfedilinkEnglish6•19 days ago“where you have brushed” -> either “where in your mouth” or “where you were when brushing”
You have brushed in New York and Philadelphia this week!
Suspicious activity has been detected in your toothbrush in Hong Kong. Your account has been locked for your security.
Goddammit, Oral-B, I told you I was traveling this week!
sets up VPN to trick it into brushing from home
For brushing in Asia, please upgrade your Oral-B account to the Oral-B premium account for just 5 € / month!
Sorry, not sure what you mean by this (not a native English speaker)
It’s a data collection joke.
“where you have brushed” -> either “where in your mouth” or “where you were when brushing”