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@[email protected] to Not The [email protected]English • 18 days ago

'BBL Smell' Is Real—and Just as Gross as It Sounds.

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@[email protected] to Not The [email protected]English • 18 days ago
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For a surgery that’s supposed to boost your confidence, the Brazilian Butt Lift (BBL) comes with a dirty little secret...
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    I’m Brazilian and I don’t know what a Brazilian butt lift is

    • candyman337
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      They take fat from elsewhere in your body and shove it in your ass, if they do it wrong and accidentally hit a vein, it can cause a pulmonary embolism. Even after if the surgery doesn’t take the fat in your ass can rot and cause a smell. It’s an insane and high risk surgery solely for cosmetics.

      • @[email protected]
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        I’m so glad that Kim Kardashian exists to inspire young people today…

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        I know three girls who got BBLs in Florida and the “Doctor” used rubber cement. In the words of Dave Barry: I swear to god I’m not making this up! https://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/fake-doctor-injected-cement-and-fix-a-flat-into-patients-butt-6544305

        • Nougat
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          Fix-A-Flat

          This tracks.

      • Sundray
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        and shove it in your ass,

        I think they inject it, but your way sounds more fun.

        • @[email protected]
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          15•18 days ago

          Inject = Shove through a small needle :D

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            • nocturne
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              Your rectum should be the opposite of a needle.

      • @[email protected]
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        Wait, even if it fat doesn’t rot it still doesn’t integrate into tissue at the site of injection, right? It’s just loose fat tissue pâté that adds volume with no structure?

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          I’m not sure

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        🎵 I did it all for the butt lift (Come on)

        The butt lift (Come on)

        So you can take that fat blob

        And stick it up your (Yeah)

        Stick it up your (Yeah) 🎵

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      I don’t even know how many a Brazilian is.

      • @[email protected]
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        34•18 days ago

        I think it’s a vermillion plus a gillian

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