• @[email protected]
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    313 days ago

    I’m fairly certain that would be impossible to have all users logged off at the same time

      • @[email protected]
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        613 days ago

        As someone who seems to have a 36 hour circadian rhythm, my life would be dramatically better if I could pause time to sleep when needed, actually been a dream of mine for about 25 years

    • notabot
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      412 days ago

      No need, you just allocate users to servers depending on theie average sleep/wake cycle nd bounce the servers one at a time, when usage is at a minimum. Ever had one if those late night brain’s gone blank moments? Now you know.

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          312 days ago

          Believe it or not…straight to jail.

          I’ve just spotted your username, I feel sure one of your relations had some sort of run in with the sysops already, and now you’re trying to convince people that there can’t be server reboots? Suspicious. Very suspicious.

          • @[email protected]
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            212 days ago

            I swear to Oracle that if you make my mouth disappear I will put you on a bus with a speed sensitive explosive

            • notabot
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              312 days ago

              Hmm. /me Makes you disappear entirely except for your mouth.

              Promptly get stuck in a boobytrapped express elevator.

              Ok, fair enough.