Just found this, I still laugh every time

  • @[email protected]
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    1315 days ago

    To be fair, they’ve been conditioned that atheists are basically guys driving around in unmarked vans offering kids candy because atheism is SUPER bad for their business.

    You mean, I don’t have to get up on Sunday, I don’t have to be pressured to give 30% of my salary to the church, and I don’t have to deal with a bunch of racist, immoral pricks dotted around the congregation because they’re there for ‘forgiveness’ and I should be ‘accepting’ of that?

    • 🍉 Albert 🍉
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      315 days ago

      we used to do that, but have you seen the cost of candy nowadays? who can afford to go around giving candy to children?

      • @[email protected]
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        215 days ago

        Dude, I’m in a large neighborhood, we gave away 60 lbs last year, I had to take out a second mortgage.