• ivanafterall ☑️
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    9112 days ago

    If we’re workshopping names, Boil the Billionaire has nice alliteration.

    “I’m Mark Summers and Welcome to…”

    Live Audience: “BOIL!”

    Live Audience: “THE!”

    Live Audience: “BILLIONAIRE!”

    • @[email protected]
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      3412 days ago

      What about calling it “you can’t do that on television” and slime boil them when they say “I do not recall” or similar while under oath

      • Rhaedas
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        1512 days ago

        I understood that reference. God, getting old sucks.

          • Rhaedas
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            411 days ago

            The trick is to know where your limits are, and never do anything unusual without caution. My worst back problem so far is posture.

    • @[email protected]
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      2512 days ago

      Instead of drowning then in molten lead, we could force-feed them enriched uranium and call it Let Them Eat (Yellow) Cake.

      • @[email protected]
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        912 days ago

        If this makes a difference, they wouldn’t drown. They’d cook on top like eggs over easy.