NegativeNull to Microblog [email protected]English • edit-210 days agoMexican Coke Invasion imminent!!lemmy.worldimagemessage-square103fedilinkarrow-up1401
arrow-up1401imageMexican Coke Invasion imminent!!lemmy.worldNegativeNull to Microblog [email protected]English • edit-210 days agomessage-square103fedilink
Edit: article: https://www.reuters.com/business/healthcare-pharmaceuticals/trump-says-coca-cola-agreed-use-real-cane-sugar-us-2025-07-16/
minus-squareNegativeNullOPlinkfedilinkEnglish54•10 days agohttps://www.reuters.com/business/healthcare-pharmaceuticals/trump-says-coca-cola-agreed-use-real-cane-sugar-us-2025-07-16/
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFartlinkfedilinkEnglish33•10 days agoReuters is more of a satire site than The Onion these days.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish11•10 days agoIf that were a headline, it would’ve been better than what The Onion churns out thesedays. Reality really did a number on them.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish10•10 days agoOnion just needs to write in an AU where Trump is a bipartisan republican making boring Cabinet picks. It would be a hoot. Followed by sadness.
https://www.reuters.com/business/healthcare-pharmaceuticals/trump-says-coca-cola-agreed-use-real-cane-sugar-us-2025-07-16/
Reuters is more of a satire site than The Onion these days.
If that were a headline, it would’ve been better than what The Onion churns out thesedays. Reality really did a number on them.
Onion just needs to write in an AU where Trump is a bipartisan republican making boring Cabinet picks. It would be a hoot. Followed by sadness.