Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Ga.) has taken her trademark blend of conspiracy theories and performative outrage to new heights — literally. This time, she’s
Aha! You seem to misunderstand the ways of our mighty LORD, also known as the Demiurge!
You see, the Demiurge created our material universe, and he treats it like a bored player messing around in the Sims. The Democrats are interfering with God’s control over the weather - this will no doubt incur his most terrible wrath! For you see, the Demiurge hates it when Sims rise above their station, and will be sure to lay a smackdown on everyone involved. If we are to survive, we must appease the Demiurge’s ego, and stop the Democrats from poking the beehive, lest all of reality be destroyed!
Lmao, what a shitty god you have there marjorie. They can’t even escape Dem control? Why call them a god?
What does god need with a
starshipDemocrat?Well they claim their god killed innocent girls in Texas, but spared Taco because, well, Jesus.
Aha! You seem to misunderstand the ways of our mighty LORD, also known as the Demiurge!
You see, the Demiurge created our material universe, and he treats it like a bored player messing around in the Sims. The Democrats are interfering with God’s control over the weather - this will no doubt incur his most terrible wrath! For you see, the Demiurge hates it when Sims rise above their station, and will be sure to lay a smackdown on everyone involved. If we are to survive, we must appease the Demiurge’s ego, and stop the Democrats from poking the beehive, lest all of reality be destroyed!