• @[email protected]
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    28 days ago

    Always ask to see ID, birth certificate, and ask for a strand of her hair for DNA testing just to cover your ass 😎

    • 🍉 Albert 🍉
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      18 days ago

      if do don’t go get your DNA tested on your first date, you’re dating for heartbreak