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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish121•5 days agoOkay, so now you can barely afford your rent inside a black hole. Enjoy the enhanced granularity of your desperation!
minus-squaredohpaz42linkfedilinkEnglish30•5 days agoThat would explain why it feels like my bank account is being sucked dry.
minus-squareLovable SidekicklinkfedilinkEnglish6•edit-25 days agoFortunately the universe can get Cosmic Overdraft Protection, for only a small annual fee and 23 squillion bazillion stomptillion dollars per occurrence.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish11•5 days agoAnd since you’re in a black hole with your unaffordable rent, you can’t escape it!!!
Okay, so now you can barely afford your rent inside a black hole. Enjoy the enhanced granularity of your desperation!
That would explain why it feels like my bank account is being sucked dry.
Fortunately the universe can get Cosmic Overdraft Protection, for only a small annual fee and 23 squillion bazillion stomptillion dollars per occurrence.
And since you’re in a black hole with your unaffordable rent, you can’t escape it!!!
Evict horizon
Fuck that’s funny!