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      Captain America: Supersoldier who is also an top-tier tactician

      Hulk: Unstoppable green god-level strength rage monster who can also transform into one of the smartest people on Earth

      Thor: God-level strength combined with flight and lightning powers, has some familiarity with magic, has Asgardian diplomatic ties

      vs.

      Red Guardian: Discount Captain America without a shield or extraordinary leadership abilities, but also past his expiration date

      Bucky: Discount Captain America with a robot arm and will use guns, no shield, no extraordinary leadership abilities

      US Agent: Discount Captain America with a folded taco shield, no extraordinary leadership abilities, in fact it seems like his personality actively causes people to hate him. Also he beheaded a guy on national television.

      I mean, I love this team of fuck-ups but they gotta diversify that roster a little if they’re going to call themselves Avengers.