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Yeah, Zeus would fuck anything with a pulse, to the point that most of Greek mythology can be boiled down to “Zeus stuck his dick somewhere it didn’t belong, shenanigans ensued”.
Gods don’t rape kids
People with gods rape kids
Ehhhh, Zeus was pretty sus
Yeah, Zeus would fuck anything with a pulse, to the point that most of Greek mythology can be boiled down to “Zeus stuck his dick somewhere it didn’t belong, shenanigans ensued”.
“And Hera got angry.”
“At the person he stuck his dick into.”
(I mean getting angry at Zeus was kinda unhealthy, lol.)
Greek gods were modeled after people. Well, so are the rest.
Marry, mother of Jesus, would like a word.