It’s fucking gross.
The smell, the taste, the sound it makes when people scoop big globs of it. And fuck “chefs” who try to church it up and call it aioli to put it on everything.
Your “secret sauce” isn’t a fucking secret it’s fucking mayo and go fuck yourself I don’t want it.
Im weird in that I hate mayo, but I like a lot of foods that use mayo as an ingredient… if I do have to eat something with just mayo in it it does make me gag tho