It’s fucking gross.

The smell, the taste, the sound it makes when people scoop big globs of it. And fuck “chefs” who try to church it up and call it aioli to put it on everything.

Your “secret sauce” isn’t a fucking secret it’s fucking mayo and go fuck yourself I don’t want it.

  • Infrapink
    15•5 days ago

    I genuinely regularly forget that other people consider mayonnaise to be food. The result is that people ask me if there is anything I don’t eat, I tell them the real foods I don’t like, and then they serve me something with mayonnaise in it, and I’m surprised and confused why they would do that before I realise that to normies, this is acceptable.

    • @[email protected]English
      15•5 days ago

      Is this 4chan copypasta? Nobody thinks Mayonnaise is a food because it’s a condiment. I wouldn’t think to reply ketchup either.

      And what’s with the ego about it? Disliking a condiment doesn’t make you better than “normies”