It’s fucking gross.
The smell, the taste, the sound it makes when people scoop big globs of it. And fuck “chefs” who try to church it up and call it aioli to put it on everything.
Your “secret sauce” isn’t a fucking secret it’s fucking mayo and go fuck yourself I don’t want it.
I feel personally attacked.
I make it from scratch because it’s easy, cheap, delicious, versatile, and the store-bought stuff has no flavor. If you’ve never had a great homemade mayo, I can understand why you’d think you hate it.
I have, still gross.