It’s fucking gross.
The smell, the taste, the sound it makes when people scoop big globs of it. And fuck “chefs” who try to church it up and call it aioli to put it on everything.
Your “secret sauce” isn’t a fucking secret it’s fucking mayo and go fuck yourself I don’t want it.
This seems less like an opinion and more like an excuse to rant about a pet peeve.
Luckily, food snobs can go fuck themselves, because nobody can force you to eat mayo no matter what kind it is, so you enjoy your mayo free life, and may you enjoy your food the way you like it :)