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    151 day ago

    I… uh… am a perfectly normal human being, with no feathers, 5 fingers on each hand and no tail whatsoever. You know, like everyone else here, a human!

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             PSST. FELLOW HUMAN, YOUR ACCENT IS OFF. INSERT 5 SPACE CHARACTERS AT THE START OF YOUR ~~INFORMATION BLOCK~~ SENTENCE, SO THAT OTHER ~~COMPUTERS~~ HUMANS CAN MORE EASILY ~~PARSE~~ UNDERSTAND YOU.
            
             HAVE A GOOD DAY, FELLOW HUMAN
            

            Edit: slightly annoying that markdown text doesn’t work in code blocks.

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          220 hours ago

          Are you a friendly Decepticon or a Decepticon who attracts sharks or a deceptive friend or a deceptive shark attractant?

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              119 hours ago

              As long as I get to pretend to be one of the hum…I mean, I AM one of the humans. I would NEVER EVEN WANT to be a shark! WHY WOULD ANYONE! THAT’S CRAZY TALK! HA HA HA

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       I TOO AM A NORMAL HUMAN LIFE FORM. I ENJOY DRINKING WATER, AND EATING ROCKS! HOW DO YOU DO, FELLOW HUMAN?