Con. Mother: “Let’s name our daughter after a tree. What’s that name people use from a tree that is strong, but bends under pressure so that it never breaks?”
Con. Father: “Oak?”
Con. Mother: “No, that one definitely breaks under pressure. Also, oak is dense. Do you want our daughter to be dense?”
Con. Father: “…Professor Oak?”
Con. Mother: “Oh… It may be inevitable that our daughter will be dense. Let’s go with ‘oak’.”
Having a girl in a red state? You are legally required to end it in “lynn,” “leigh,” “ly” or “ley”.
And start with Oak. Apparently.
Missed that - hope I have a good lawyer.
Con. Mother: “Let’s name our daughter after a tree. What’s that name people use from a tree that is strong, but bends under pressure so that it never breaks?”
Con. Father: “Oak?”
Con. Mother: “No, that one definitely breaks under pressure. Also, oak is dense. Do you want our daughter to be dense?”
Con. Father: “…Professor Oak?”
Con. Mother: “Oh… It may be inevitable that our daughter will be dense. Let’s go with ‘oak’.”
Funny how quick it changed, “lee” ending was for boys and “lynn” for girls.