• ChaoticNeutralCzech
      3•2 years ago

      This old guy gets to Heaven, walks up to the Pearly Gates, and there’s St. Peter, checking the records

      St Peter asks: “Nationality?”

      -“Ruthenian”

      “Place of birth?”

      -“Austrian Empire”

      “School?”

      -Czechoslovakia

      “Married in?

      -“Hungary” “Children born in?”

      -“Third Reich”

      “Grandchildren born in?”

      -“USSR”

      “Died?”

      -“Ukraine”

      St Peter exclaims: “Well, I must say, you got around a bit!”

      Little guy: “Not so much. We never left Mukachevo.”