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Stamets to Funny: Home of the [email protected] • 1 year ago

SHUT UP! I CAN'T SEE!

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SHUT UP! I CAN'T SEE!

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Stamets to Funny: Home of the [email protected] • 1 year ago
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  • guyrocket
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    28•1 year ago

    Does anyone else sneeze when they go outside into bright sunlight?

    • @[email protected]
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      32•1 year ago

      I do that. It’s called the Autosomal Dominant Compelling Helio-Ophthalmic Outburst (ACHOO) syndrome.

      • KingJalopy
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        13•1 year ago

        I’m not going to Google that because I want it to be true.

        • z500
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          8•1 year ago

          It’s real

          • Midnight Wolf
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            1 year ago

            Link previews 👌

            • z500
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              8•1 year ago

          • KingJalopy
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            4•1 year ago

            Son if a bitch, I can’t believe it!

        • @[email protected]
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          3•1 year ago

          No but for realsies it is

        • @[email protected]
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          4•1 year ago

          I believe

      • guyrocket
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        5•1 year ago

        Yeah, well right back ACHOO…

    • @[email protected]
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      2•1 year ago

      It does happens to me too. And I have one other sneeze trigger weirder than sun.

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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        2•1 year ago

        Yeah me too.

        A finger in the bum or a corkscrew in my pee hole makes me sneeze instantly.

    • @[email protected]
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      9•1 year ago

      18%-35% of people, yeah. Me too

    • @[email protected]
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      5•1 year ago

      I fart when I drink milk.

    • oce 🐆
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      2•1 year ago

      Does garlic make you sneeze too by any chance?

      • guyrocket
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        2•1 year ago

        You almost got me! I started typing a serious response and then got it.

        Kinda wish I was a vampire.

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