Magic the gathering is doing WHAT?!?
It’s a new mechanic, trash a whore card puts it on the bottom of your discard pile, but if there are enough non-whore creatures above it in your discard, it gets resummoned, tapped.
I’ll tap that…
Any chance that you like Beetlejuice the musical? That may be your way in
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I’m sick of this porn trope.
Can’t they just fuck and put it up for sale all ready
I wouldn’t watch it even if you pay me, but I will fight to my death to protect your right to watch.
I will fight to my death to protect your right to watch.
I don’t believe you. I’m calling you on it.
Alright alright you caught me. Best I can do is a raised eyebrow and a disapproving yawn.
MTG is known for her extra-marital affairs which got her divorced.
It’s literally always projection with these losers.
Eww, there’s multiple people who want to have sex with MTG‽
I’d bang her but then again I exclusively watch orc and troll porn.
Don’t put your dick in crazy.
Imagine having to make child support payment to her? Imagine having tovhave co-parenting conversations and kid swaps and stuff.
Hypothetically, that’s less of a concern if you stick with anal and properly dispose of your condoms.
You say that, but anal is precisely how MTG was created.
In Germany we have the expression “Arschlochkind” (literally: asshole child) and I think that’s beautiful.
It’s always a great idea to stick your dick in crazy.
Crazy in the head is crazy in the bed!
Not wrong. The crazy chick I dated in college was so much better in bed then the normal ones I went with since then. It honestly kind of ruined my expectations…
Yep. They do that.
Yeah.
Marry a nice catholic girl and keep a crazy one with tattoos and daddy issues on the side.
Ok, so here’s what happened, buddy. Crazy usually means reduced inhibitions. Reduced inhibitions= good in bed because you’re not overthinking, you’re just doing what feels awesome.
Then you go out with a girl that’s not batshit insane and doesn’t go from 0-100 with everyone they bang, right away. You’re disappointed. Why does it feel like this normal girl isn’t obsessed with my body immediately? Why is she holding back? It can’t be you, so you attribute it to her being bad in bed rather than the obvious answer that she’s learning you and isn’t completely comfortable yet.
That kind of stuff comes with time. Unless you’re batshit insane.
Tldr: you rushed it with the “normal girls” and you could probably spend some more time growing close to them before declaring them inferior in bed.
I understand the problem. It doesn’t change the fact that the girl that doesn’t require a ton of effort to get to open up is objectively better in bed. Also I was with some of them that came afterwards for quite a while and things didn’t improve all that much. If anything it got worse after the honeymoon phase was over.
Let’s not kink-shame.
That’s not a kink, that’s a cry for help.
Shes rich. Handed some construction buisness by her parents/grandparents. Apprently also owned the gym where most of the people she was fucking worked out.
So like most shitty people : money.
damn I can’t disagree
Does that make her the pot or the kettle?
The pot. The origin of the saying is a cast iron pot sees its own reflection in the shiny, stainless steel kettle and sees all black (the cast iron).
So it’s really projection. Calling out others what you see in yourself.
That’s an interpretation from 1876, but the expression is much older than stainless steel. Originally it’s not that the kettle isn’t black, it’s that the pot is equally sooty from the ashes they both sit in. Which is a better fit for MTG and the Boeb, both tarred by the filth of the GOP.
From Wikipedia:
Origin
The earliest appearance of the idiom is in Thomas Shelton’s 1620 translation of the Spanish novel Don Quixote. The protagonist is growing increasingly restive under the criticisms of his servant Sancho Panza, one of which is that “You are like what is said that the frying-pan said to the kettle, ‘Avant, black-browes’.”[3] The Spanish text at this point reads: Dijo el sartén a la caldera, Quítate allá ojinegra (Said the pan to the pot, get out of there black-eyes).[4] It is identified as a proverb (refrán) in the text, functioning as a retort to the person who criticises another of the same defect that he plainly has. Among several variations, the one where the pan addresses the pot as culinegra (black-arse) makes clear that they are dirtied in common by contact with the cooking fire.[5]
This translation was also recorded in England soon afterwards as “The pot calls the pan burnt-arse” in John Clarke’s collection of proverbs, Paroemiologia Anglo-Latina (1639).
Wiki goes on to give the 1876 example, with the shiny kettle, as well.
From Don Quixote! TIL
I am now gonna start calling people burnt ass.
They will be confused. It will be glorious.
Hateful people sometimes get tired of hating scapegoats and take some time to hate each other. It’s like high school mean girls picking one of their own off from the herd.
Mood music: https://piped.video/watch?v=e9cZDnRWamY
Now with the chair, Marge! And drag her into the mud pit like in the good old days of your hometown rodeos
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
I think Marge is just jealous about Qbert. A lot of Karen energy here. I bet anything Marge would have loved to be taken to the same show and do some dry cranking of her own.
I’m pretty sure she meant it in a collegial sense, as in “peer” or “fellow traveler”.
Lmao they’re both doing the pick me dance
This is one reason why the culture war is a joke. These people may claim to be “Christians” and morally superior but the reality (which is glaringly obvious and well known) is these people are immoral trash. No integrity whatsoever. It would be more believable if these people were actually decent.