A friend of mine has a dog named Princess. Princess happens to be a 60-pound male pitbull.
Alternative names: Tiny, Snoop, Diesel, Thor, Tank, Smalls.
Princess is totally going to maul someone someday.
Princess only mauls ironically.
And why do you think that?
pitbull
Yawn. Not interested in pibble propaganda.
🤡
Yes, that’s what pibble mommies look like
She’s definitely going to harvest his organs
Ah, probably wasn’t using most of them anyways.
No, just harvest his green card.
They probably aren’t worth much to much cholesterol
Still delicious though
I can’t believe it’s not butter!
What’s with the play button in the middle?
It’s a screen cap from tiktok.
naked greentexts proved unpopular, they now all feature subway surfers gameplay
it’s the only thing that makes anything bearable.
In case you like videos better
It made me feel like I had a floaty in my eye I couldn’t get rid of.
I’m not seeing any play button?
Oh shit I must be blind
Is this a screencap of a tiktok of a greentext?
Just make sure you don’t fall asleep at her place!
(or you might wake up with a headache in the trenches near Avdiivka, wearing a Russian uniform)
the trenches near Avdiivka, wearing a Russian uniform
Wow, the supply situation for Russia has really improved then
Every other soldier gets a uniform. When that soldier dies, the naked ones can take their uniforms from the corpse.
Stalingrad, 1942: one out of two gets a rifle
Bahmut, 2022: one out of two gets a stick
Uose stick to hit drone out of sky, comrade!
And feeling a wee bit lighter
Not again!
Atleast it’s not Tamriel this time
about to correct her as she’s giggling
Anon saved from himself by being so slow
That was a close one. He almost mansplained animals.
