“German citizen arrested for being gay, anti-genocide”

What is this, 1941? Morgenthau was as right as Sherman was

I miss the fiesta veggie burrito so much

Only one I can eat, impossible whopper. I wish they would go all in and use the superior black bean burger instead tho

When McDonald’s gets an equivalent, they’re going to make so much money off of me

Ironically, the adults singing New Math today are the ones who grew up with the new math that Lehrer was singing about back then

>4 other countries declare her death as a public holiday

Based based based based

We’re not dust yet. There is no reason why our eventual death and non-existence should preclude us finding meaning in our present existence.

It matters to me

Wikipe-tan is my favorite example of moe morphism

That there’s no objective purpose to life doesn’t mean you can’t find your own. Personally, I find purpose in enjoying my life and improving the lives of others. Doesn’t matter that there isn’t some grand design, I like what I’m doing.

If only those people who don’t already have a religious affiliation weren’t so closed-minded, they might be able to adhere to a specific religious affiliation. If only those vegans were able to grow as people, they might just learn a thing or two about being okay with animal torture

Matthew 5 and 6 are almost entirely a good guide on how to live, and the literal exact opposite of how conservatives live. Starting from 5:21-22, Jesus says murder bad (obviously), but so is getting angry at fellow disciples. So much as calling someone a “fool” puts you at risk of the fires of Hell. 5:27-30 says adultery bad (obviously) but so is simply being lustful. Jesus says if you can’t control your eyes, gouge em out. If you can’t control your hands, cut em off. Jesus says divorce is equivalent to adultery. 33-37 say not to swear oaths, which I don’t reay care about but I think it’s funny that every christian politician swears on a bible, which Jesus literally says not to do. 38-42 is interesting; Jesus says that not only is “an eye for an eye” wrong, but that if someone wrongs you, you shouldn’t retaliate at all. If someone asks for your shirt, you give them your coat as well. I like 5:42 the best:

Give to him who asks you, and from him who wants to borrow from you do not turn away.

Matthew 5:43-48 says in absolutely no uncertain terms to love your enemies.

My best friend drove me to work the other day. We missed a turn and had to take a detour. Not two blocks after that missed turn, his girlfriend calls him asking where he’s going lmao

I would be willing to share locations because I worry about people and don’t want them to worry about me, but I’ll toss this phone in a Blendtec blender before I install an application that gives some creep in fuckin Dayton Ohio my and my girlfriend’s GPS coordinates 24/7. Tasker does the job well enough anyhow

Less audio setups, more what they’re watching. Worst one for me lately was netflix’s Castlevania. I love the voice acting, but some characters are borderline whispering at all times

See also: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1804_Haitian_massacre

This isn’t even a debate, the person who made Lemmy named themselves after a genocidal warlord lmao

They made a damn fine android app though

In other words, its fortunate the spambots are such overpriced junk when they could easily not be.

The ones you notice are overpriced junk. I’m convinced that this is on purpose, to make us less suspicious of the more convincing bots

This platform is proof positive of this take lmao buncha tech nerds who can’t read to save their lives

God help you if you accidentally use an analogy on here

The important thing is to be more pissed at the Democrats for not being good enough than you you are at the Republicans for being evil. There is nothing worse than a western liberal, not even the pro-trans-murder party

Meeeeee, and also all of the other non-cishets, non-whites, and non-men

You’re right though, western liberals are the worst. I’m going to take your advice and become a western conservative, and will be doing my best to actively hurt people, because you think it’s better when American women and gays and nonwhites die than when they don’t

“Just buy from small local farms,” a phrase spoken exclusively by people who do not just buy from small local farms.

7 is a good year, on average most of the cells in your body have already been replaced. You’re almost entirely made of plant material at this point lol