When I was in boot camp there was a guy sitting next to me in the mess hall eating nothing but scrambled eggs… Then he threw up onto his plate.
I stopped eating eggs for awhile after that.
Did he keep eating the eggs?
To my knowledge the meal ended there. But all of us near him were upset.
I missread this person’s name as kinglibc
I hate linux :')
Feeling is mutual.
I hate winshit.
Then the janitor would come sprinkle that weird orange sawdust on it and sweep it up with a broom
And the greasy looking stain is still there to this day.
Omg yes. And it was blue. Because that dumb motherfucker had been eating crayons.
Oorah!
I don’t remember there being a student in my class that did that, but there was a kid in 2nd grade who could pretty much see his veins. You looked at him and always saw his blue veins all over. Don’t know how common that is for 2nd graders, but it was a thing I remember.
My daughter farted in third grade and it took her until the sixth grade to get over it and realize her life wasn’t over.
It was Mac&Cheese, the noodles still surprisingly intact. Janitor came and sprinkled sawdust on it and swept it up off the carpet
I remember one kid puked, then Matt slipped in the puke wearing Penny loafers and wore his socks and shoes the rest of the day despite it all, and another kid puked from the smell (they were good for a puked anytime someone else did).
Was nosebleeds in our class
Yep. I remember his name too. We sat around a fake human skeleton and he puked. The teacher heaved him up and rushed him out the room, presumably to get the puke outside, but just ended up adding to the mess with a puke trail.
Don’t ask me to remember what I did last week though.
I remember mine too. Was also one of the weirder kids in class. Hope you’re doing well now Jasper
Yup that’s me. In Latin class I was very sick and I was too shy to interrupt the teacher and go to the infirmary and puked all over some guy’s backpack. He had to leave school with a trash bag containing what he could salvage from the mess.
I managed to puke ON somebody, I was talking to them and then out of nowhere started throwing up. That guy was probably traumatized for life…
Once I was in a car with my cousin, fealing kinda sick, so I had a towel on my lap in case I threw up. I did end up throwing up, but I did so on my cousin, which prompted him to throw up right back on me.
Same here. We were playing patty-cake and then I was projectile vomiting. We were equally surprised.
That, or he grew up to find it’s the only way he can get off now.
Then the janitor would come sprinkle that weird orange sawdust on it and sweep it up with a broom…
And the greasy looking stain is still there to this day
Same but this somehow happened to me in HIGHSCHOOL
Absolutely soul crushing and i was nauseous/anxious for months after
I think I did it some time in middle school
My version of this story happened in the gymnasium. My class, along with the students from three other classes, were all formed up as a choir and had just wrapped up practicing a song for the school’s Christmas play. One kid let loose, and the whole assembly made a very hasty (and disorderly) retreat, leaving the poor guy standing in a puddle of his own vomit.
I was that kid once
Me too. Couldn’t quite make it to the bathroom. I remember our first grade teacher asked me to come to her office and told me to next time throw up in the bathroom.
I m S p a r t a c u s .
I was too nervous to finish a math test. Finished and went up to ask her if I could go. Did it right by her feet.
At the time, I was ashamed. Now, I’m a hero. Thank God most kids didn’t like that teacher.
How the hell do y’all remember first grade? I only have the spottiest of memories prior to high school. Heck even that is spotty, just more spots.
I’ve always wondered if people who don’t have as many old memories are less likely to have depression, so as someone who doesn’t have many old memories feel free to add to my data pool…
Cannot confirm. I have very few old memories and I am depressed.
Altho I do manage to remember a kid throwing up in class. I’m a bit of an emetophobe tho so that’s memorable lol.
I have a lot of memories from around 6 and older. I have one memory that happened when I was 4.
