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Truly the Fyre Fesitval of Wonka.
🎶Ompa lompa dumpity do, I have some methamphetamine ready for you 🎶
🎶 Oompa loompa doompity dope, if you want something else I’ve also got coke 🎶
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Some MBAs used generative AI to write a script for and market a Willy Wonka experience, charged $45 a head to get in, railed more coke than anyone ever has, and then they started planning it
Edit: Just to clarify, it was more bonkers than any joke I can make about it. It was so bad people called the fuckin cops
Hey op do you have a blank image of this, I have an idea I want to try out
That expression suggests serious life direction re-evaluation. “Ompah-loompah-doopitty-do, what the fuck am I gonna do?”
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10/10 would push crispy onions up my urethra to this
That’s sounding painful
Taking yeast infections to new heights
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I feel bad for this (possibly unpaid?) actor becoming a meme. She was duped the same as all the children and parents that bought tickets to that shitshow.
I dunno. I think anyone with half a sense of humor would be glad this moment of fame was at least the one thing good that came of this. As an actor almost any exposure is good exposure. Also if you know that you’ve made a few hundred thousand internet people laugh, that would make me feel better than I do most days.
Anyone would half a brain would understand that she was just a paid worker caught up in this, but there are a lot of people with less than half a brain who could make her life miserable. That’s the reality.
She put out a video explaining that she sees the humor in all this but realizes that this picture is now a part of that, which is a bummer. I think it could go down as the least flattering picture of a person of all time. In said video, she looks lovely and clearly takes great care of herself.
Any chance you have a link to that?
She’s also been doing interviews where she seems like a really sympathetic figure who did her best in a crappy situation (interview/archive copy) as was this guy who played Wonka.
