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Okay but unironically candy pizza is good
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I mean, yeah, but that’s so much better. Sure, our food sucks, but it sucks in such an elevated way that it’s almost an art form. British food seems like it was made by a guy desperately trying to put together a meal from ingredients he bought at a gas station. American cuisine seems like it was made by a chef who is losing his sanity to Lovecraftian horrors beyond our comprehension. The world looks at beans and toast and laughs at how pathetic it is.They look upon the Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Taco and weep, for they now know there is no God.
People who laugh at beans on toast haven’t tried beans on toast. At least not with English baked beans.
Isn’t Heinz their favorite brand for beans on toast? I think they just like the tomatoey sauce.
I’ve never had them, so I can’t comment on their taste, but aesthetically, it looks like a dish you’d be served in a Soviet prison.
There are several dozen YouTube videos of exactly this and it almost never goes over well. I’ve seen like two non British try been a and toast and go “that’s not as bad as I expected”. None of them praised it or would seek it out, it just didn’t immediately make them hurl.
Eh. I’ve had it, and it was fine. I’ve had the meat heavy full breakfast version too, and it was fine.
Certainly nothing I miss after leaving, nor something to avoid while there.
5/10, bland but sufficient.
“Meat heavy full breakfast version”
Press X to doubt
You seem to be ignorant of the subject matter. Google “full english breakfast”.
Err, yeah, the point of beans on toast is that it’s the simplest, most basic hot comfort food you can just throw together
OP’s pic is just the British way of saying “our national pastime is watching dry paint dry, and we’re most pleased to say that we’re rather proud of that fact!”
To be fair, I think their actual national pastime is Cricket, which is significantly more boring.
Who the hell puts grapes on pizza? 🤨
That’s a whole green olive… But still.
What if they are pineapples?
The countable pixels and questionable color accuracy of the image mean that could definitely be a white grape. Which I would infinitely prefer over a whole green olive. I would eat the grape, even though it’s weird on pizza. I’d take that olive right off, or maybe eat around it.
Gotta draw the line somewhere.
The right half looks like something the Dutch would eat.
wdym "would?"that’s literally breakfast.
I thought it was only on toast, not pizza.
bread is bread
I see no problem with this pizza.
Those appear to be Canadian Smarties. As an American I wash my hands of this whole affair, good day sir.
Once they cross the border, they’re Minnesotan, it’s okay
Immigrants? My god
Hide the cats!
Where can you buy Canadian Smarties in Minnesota? And do they sell all dressed chips too? Because I have no idea and I want some all dressed chips, lol.
Because I have no idea and I want some all dressed chips, lol.
Aldi periodically stocks them as an Aldi Find. Probably the closest thing readily available in the US is Zapp’s Voodoo - it’s not the same, but it scratches the same sort of itch.
Why the fuck is there a lone grape?!
And the chicken isn’t even fried. What a joke.
No it’s okay - they got that rotisserie from the gas station.
mom can we get diesel chicken
The unfried crust and/or lack of a cheese like petroleum derivative ring in the periphery is unamerican
Chicken? That’s basically health food.
Chicken roast for the soul. Damn right!
Yeah; because this isn’t bland. It’s extra AF.
If your beans and toast are bland that’s a you issue. Learn to spice beans or but better beans, I kinda imagine you slapping plain boiled lima beans on a slab of dry rye and wondering what the hype is about.
Yeah, good luck, no way you’re selling me on beans.
You’re aware plain beans are the stereotypical cowboy food.
Where did the beans touch you.
beans killed my father in a shootout on the range, ill never touch a bean in my life toast or no
Cowboys were quite literally in the middle of nowhere with nothing but beans. What’s the British excuse? “Oh, my great grandmother cooked this in the blitz, and we forgot rationing ended decades ago”.
Literally surrounded by beef and lamb dude hence the cow part of cowboy.
You say the was reasoning thing like it’s not a thing, there are tons of ersatz recipes directly related to rationing.
You’re just being obtuse to be obtuse.
Are you under the impression that cowboys eat the herd they’re driving? No, those are for other people.
Can and did, head of cattle per set distance were a common form of payment.
Bitch nobody puts bone-in on a pizza.
On my fuckin life, and my YEEEZY, if I pay for this pizza and my shit’s delivered bone-in, it’s a wrap for y’all
I hate the term bone-in now
Isn’t this a Brazilian thing? There are million things to pick from that would actually be American and arguably some things more disgusting than this
Isn’t this a Brazilian thing?
Everything is American once we get our grubby little hands on it.
Once we perfect it, you mean.
No dish is complete without refined corn products.
Why don’t you go eat a pheasant, you commie.
Do they sell those in nugget form?
No, we haven’t perfected the pheasant yet.
Dinner and dessert
That’s not an American chicken, this is an American chicken.
I can’t stand all they stuff they add on top of the chicken bones. Such a hard time picking it all up before I start crunching on some ribs.
Eating like they’ve got Universal Healthcare!
we most certainly will not
