I have a poopy day all the time. All the time.
Trump poll numbers through the roof with doo-doo ass-Americans.
@[email protected] be like
This had me convulsing with laughter
People at Trump rallys are gonna start staining the back of their pants brown in solidarity.
Don’t laugh, they were holding signs saying real men wear diapers at one rally when someone said that Trump does. So they’re kind of beyond parody at this point.
exists as an emoji for a similar reason that involved chuds in a crib for… protest reasons?Sad they need to dress up their adult baby kink in some stupid bs because the right kink-shames.
My “don’t kink shame acts between consenting adults” rule gets into a blurry area when nazis are clearly getting off to something while whining about Traditional Family Values and more often than not wanting to purge people that they’re getting off to.
The blurry area gets more firmly
when those same nazis want to put children into camps to “correct” them somehow. 
It’s not kink shaming when you’re shaming someone forcing everyone into their kink. and unlike trans people who transphobes accuse of doing that (despite being trans not even being a kink??) conservatives have actual systemic power to force people into things
The
gate fixation on forcing everyone into mandated consumption of bleached bland cishet “nonpolitical” hellspawn hybrids of hedonism and puritanism in synthesis, where feeemales in their treats are supposed to make them horny but only in a narrow corridor of acceptable ways, is certainly an example of that.
Pretty sure I made a fake news headline about this exact scenario a couple months back lmao
The wild part is that it’s the laziest shit I can think up comes true. We live in the clown hell timeline.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
I watched the two vids at the link. Sad. Libs clutching at straws. The sound could have been his stomach growling or any other sort of background noise. As for the feces - I don’t know where they get that shit.
clutching at fards
Too little - too shart
this is how he can regain his moistness
He really shits what everybody’s farting
@[email protected] Smell that? Strait doo doo grits
And his kids be like, ♫ wash ya ass, old man; wash ya ass old man goddammit get up ♪
I’ll be damned if I listen to facts up out the mouth of a man with an unwashed ass
There is a reason they were called brownshirts
Brownpants
brownpants and reds is a lot more concerning of a book title
I didn’t think Trump Derangement Syndrome would reach these kinds of heights. The libs have completely lost it this election cycle.
lost it? they’ve finally found it
he fart, he poo
won’t make it to the loo
uh oh, oh no
he really gotta go
oh boy, oh my
bald eagles gonna cry
heard this in my head in the voice of neil young
fair & valid & understandable
Gonna tell my kids this was Super Bass
thank you
thank you
i will be here all night (on account of my vicious insomnia please send help)
omg he’s just like me!
Is it true that
fills an adult diaper during most of his speeches?spoiler
Depends.
It wouldn’t shock me if trump shat his pants but let’s be real, these are pretty weak videos. I’ve seen better evidence of bigfoot than this is evidence of trump shitting himself. Recall what it actually looks like when one of these geriatrics loses control of their bowels:
https://www.c-span.org/video/?c4909685/user-clip-nadlers-accident
shidding really is so fundamental to our democracy
Bifartisan politics
