I wonder who “they” are in this case? The Jews with the space lasers?
There is a way to provoke rain, but that’s about it.
Oi rain, I shagged yer mum
We’re out here doing rain dances every day.
Oh, so you’re They.
Is this how an idiot comes to terms with climate change?
Nah, weather can be made by humans, climate can’t, not even by THEM tm it is all natural! /s
My friend owned a car wash he worked on a home made weather dominator. It’s actually quite easy all you need is some rubber bands, duct tape, a piece of posiedens trident, gods blessing, a demon turtle named frank who only eats out on Sundays but not every Sunday and my father who went for milk and never came back. Unfortunately he couldn’t find the rubber bands so it never came to fruition.
Yeah, your friend and Wilhelm Reich.
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who’s “they” mother fucker?
I know who “They” are!
the distant sound of hell march 2 rumbles
It’s batshit crazy that we let this batshit crazy individual own guns.
She’s part of our government. I consider that far more dangerous.
“They” only allow meteorologists to report weather and weatherologists to predict the meteors.
Technically, we do have the ability to control the weather. We’re currently warming the earth but nuclear winter is always available!
No. We can control the climate, not the weather. We can make flooding and draughts more likely, but cannot pick a date and time.
We can seed clouds but that’s about it… And even that is just precipitating existing humidity. We can’t create rain if the air is dry.
We also can’t, for example, make it snow in summer, create or control tornados, lightning, hurricanes, hail, etc.
Don’t give them ideas. You think people who wanted to inject bleach won’t consider this as a viable option?
Thanks, Leela
Yea there’s a bit of hysteresis in this system.
I’d say we affect the weather, but we don’t seem to be in control.
What is this, AA for climate engineering?
kinda, https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cloud_seeding
TLDR: takes bunch of little bits of water in a cloud and turns it into bigger drips of water in cloud -> too heavy and falls as rain
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Is this how they turn the frogs gay?
Yes, the libs are causing superstorms, melting glaciers, and record-high heat every year. It’s all part of a secret plan to make everyone get rid of oil and drive electric cars, because electric cars turn people gay.
ouch, right in the masculinity
Studies showed that acceleration not making a sound makes men crave cock and women crave vagina. Elon Musk and George Soros had those studies suppressed. Do your research.
We are a month away from an election, please add sarcasm marks if applicable.
doh: /s
Marjorie Taylor Green admits she’s an atheist! Because she believes They are more powerful than God.
Or it was God’s plan for Them to do it?
And what’s with MGT using pronouns?
She wants her own space lasers
That’s not a real thing, is it? I honestly don’t know, anything seems possible with these people.
Just to save a click
Thanks. Lemmy sometime tells me my screen caps are too big like in this case
lol this is so dumb. We did give Israel a fuck ton of money to develop https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Beam
But it’s basically a laser version of iron dome
I guess I shouldn’t have expected anything remotely intelligent from her
Holy shit. “Space laser at our soth border”. Does she think the south border is in orbit? Does she think illegal aliens means invaders from space? She saw Aliens, and thought it’s a documentary. I bet when she says “our troops” she means Bill Paxton and Michael Biehn.
Well the situation i believe we have here is that she doesn’t think
Thaddeus Q. They terminated his weather control experiments in the late nineties. Everyone knows that. It’s why the weather was normal until after 9/11 destroyed the transmitter.