NGL you got shortchanged, where are the awesome mermaid powers?
You duped
She’s actually just reacting to internet videos. Like “dayum, that’s crazy.” Everyone wins!
2mermaids1cup doesn’t really translate well until you are on land.
I like you
Yeah, but she’s getting murmaidered by pollution.
You need your knives, CHECK!
Yeah, but she is in blissful ignorance, the new human on the other hand gets to slowly doomscroll about it.
The new human also buys cheap things from the other side of the world, travels using fossil fuels, votes to keep things going on as they are.
She has all the gizmos and gadgets, but they are last year’s model so she wants moooore.
She can throw the old ones into the sea, buy new ones to feel adequate.
She might want to look into thingamabobs
Or caught up in a Chinese fishing trawler
I find this comment dismissive of red-blooded American efforts to overfish our waters.
I feel like if I ever actually woke up as a dog one day, it wouldn’t be as a family pet but as a stray in Humans Who Hate Dogsville and I have mange.
I’d play the fuck outta this video game
Stray 2: Dog
Awwh I’d pet you though
The real question is would you boop them? You gotta boop that snoot.
I’d boop kolanaki
So you live in Humans Who Hate Dogsville?
Well no… 🤔
Source?
You can generally leave the place you live and travel to a place with a different name. Where you could potentially meet and pet some neglected dogs.
True, but you need to know how to get to that place which shifts the problem a little but still
And the evil dog catcher is searching for you.
