What’s your theory on why
People
Write like this
On LinkedIn?
Make it make sense
I see
Nothing wrong with
This writing
Haiku?
At least on Facebook when they write like that you have to hit “see more” which gives them points on the algorithm for engagement
This is the way.
I think it’s because they’re fucking morons who think it’s somehow clever or creative.
It just makes me skip their post and move on to someone who respects my time.
Agree?
I’m fairly certain that there’s some kind of platform rule that will ban you if you write full sentences like a normal person.
They’re adding in
Those pauses
To make it seem
Like their words
Are carefully chosen
And so more important
That’s how geniuses talk
What are they adding in? It looks like your post was cut off.
It’s a shame because I was about to offer you a job because it looked like you wrote a lot, but I can’t read something that’s incomplete.
Good luck on the job search, you would do well to copy the whole thing next time.
So that when you read their words, you go into a suggestible trance-like state, as if you were watching some self-help speaker or charismatic preacher talking on stage.
Grace us with your sage wisdom.
-mere mortals
Maybe The People Who Capitalize Each Word Can Help Us
They got tired of the hand clap icon.
This is
Much better
Than hand clap emoji
And it is
within CO2 consumption boundaries
Required for green washing
