Hell no. The green monster can friggin kill you

Nah. I’d rather go unnoticed by everyone outside those I love.

Nah I’d rather they leave me the fuck alone and focus on their own shit. But I have nothing for anyone to be jealous of I don’t think.

You’re thinking of envy, not jealousy so much: Envy is when you want something someone else has, jealousy is when you don’t want others to have what you have.

I wouldn’t want people to be jealous of me, people act very poorly when they are jealous.

I love the thought of people thinking of me obsessively and wanting to be just like me.

Depends what for. If you’re consuming and spending money you don’t have to look successful to your peers, I’d say no.

If you mean jealous because of how good of a person you are, maybe.

Either way, I would hate people thinking of me obsessively. I’d rather just be left alone and let me do my thing.

No, that would make me a narcessist

No, i wouldn’t like to be a center of attention.

Not at all

God no. I wouldn’t want to be jealous of me

Here’s the thing tho. Nobody thinks about you even 1% of what you think they do. It seems like youre saying, “I need validation and want to be a part of the bigger world outside my own” which is totally fair. It’s even healthy, especially when compared to escapism and isolation. If your actions and behavior cause people to have a negative reaction, i.e. jealousy, obsessions, I encourage you to reevaluate what’s within yourself that desires that negative attention. People will think of you far far more if your behavior and actions gives those around you positive reactions. Trade the desire to make them jealous for inspiring them by being a healthy, upstanding rolemodel. Trade “I” statements for “you” questions. People crave and are drawn to those who show an interest in them, just as you admit to in this post. Make the world a better place, not a more anxious place and you’ll find all that attention you desire becomes a far more reasonably attainable goal.

Not really, but I don’t mind pissing off people I don’t like and I’m not going to protest if it’s caused by jealousy

I dont know you, but this sounds like narcissistic personality disorder.

The older you get, the less you care.

After 30, it is very hard to give a fuck about anything beyond having a fat bank account to care of your dependants.

nope nope nope. I want to be incredibly anonymous.

No, I don’t want to attract thieves and weird fans.