“Why do we eat the fungi that taste good and not the ones that give you explosive diarrhea?”
I prefer calling it flowers than genitallia
Some women also call it their flowers and yeah I go down on flowers. :finger-guns:
tomato tomato
…is bread mold harmful to eat?
EDIT: Still have not gotten a wholly confirmed answer lol
If you keep eating it, you’ll have to change your name to ShartEatingBreakfast
Does it make your guts rumble, fr??
I’ve heard of people eating bread that had mold on it but not knowing it because the only visible mold was on the other side of the loaf, they had eaten it for a few days and had the shits
Fuck, I remember Gumby. What happened to that guy?
No. Just, why? Gumby’s whole thing is that he’s made of clay.
For a costume event, I got a Gumby outfit and put a gladiator shirt over it. I don’t think anybody got it.
I dunno. I miss him, though… and his pony pal Pokey, too.
Maybe the blockheads finally got him.
SEB is a 32 year old woman, presenting to the emergency room…
Listen: I’ve never gotten sick from eating slightly moldy bread. Ever.
Scallions, however, sent me to the emergency room shitting blood (turns out it was an allergy or intolerance or some nonsense).
I ain’t one of those “Taco Bell gives me explosive diarrhea” nerds. That’s weak. 😤
Depends on the species of mold, but enough of them are toxic that the general advice is to avoid all moldy bread.
Bread mold is not one universal thing, while certain molds may be more common, without doing involved identification you will not be able to determine the species and therefore safety of bread mold. Even if the majority of the time it is a safe species, you should not be knowingly risking it.
It’s as harmful as picking up a random bug and eating it.
Which means: you might die. Or you might not.
Trusting the internet to give you the answer here as the final defacto answer… Maybe not the best.
Sorry, my plethora of mycologist friends are non-existent.
I go to Lemmy to get crowd-sourced information from people’s personal experiences. From the looks of it, people are saying “yeah maybe don’t do that. Risky.” I’ll believe them! Amd the reasoning behind them seems sound, as well.
Better than asking bots on F×cebook or whatnot.
Both are pictures of genitalia, one of them is just really really small, microscopic even, so you are being very insensitive towards the microscopic genitalia.
It doesn’t need to be big to do it’s job!😡
I feel seen
Cheese and yoghurt enter the chat.
laughs in alcohol
99% of mold gives humans something between mild discomfort and death. The remaining 1% tastes good with butter.
Ah, so there are 3 options- discomfort, death, and nutrition. Therefore, every time you eat a fungus, you have a 1/3 chance of dying. Thanks for the info!
NotHowStatisticsWork
Just as believing in a deity gives you a 50% chance of salvation.
Yeah? Then successfully explain how statistics work, smart guy. But I warn you, there’s a 50% chance you’ll fail.
It’s actually 50% because it either kills you or is doesn’t. Those are the two options.
You both sound correct. No idea who to trust, so I guess there’s a 50:50 chance that it’s 50% or that it’s one in three.
True; some mold is actually medicine. Therefore you only have 1/4 chance of dying.
1/5, some are hallucinogens
Oh, you like math? Name all the numbers.
Or when growing in cheese.
Cheese also tastes good with butter.
Not quiet
98.99% of mold gives humans something between mild discomfort and death, 1% tastes good with butter. The the remaining 0.01% is estimated to have saved over half a billion lives.
And 0.00001% makes me see and feel funny things
More of them do that, but only once.
Pretty sure the antibiotics also taste good with butter.
What doesn’t taste good with butter?
Kale, raw fresh fruit, sushi.
Plain yogurt, lettuce, candies.
It ain’t plain if it’s with butter
more butter
And then there are the few lucky people who die a whole lot faster if they take that .01%
basically the same thing with men
vanilla
Not a big fan of male genitalia tbh
Blue cheese would like a word.
Whoa there… We eat mold too if they’re the right type and on the right things.
*Blu cheese has entered the chat*
Wait I thought mushrooms were the flowers… Or are you telling me that flowers are also genitals!!! 💥
Yep lol just wait till you find out what pollen is analogous too lol
So bees are slutty sex pests and fly around covered in plant cum…
What a life.
Ha! I read that they’re loyal to their favourite flower… Fetish?
It’s more like they’re the unicorns to angiosperms. Meanwhile non angiosperm plants are the guy who busts a nut on the bus
brb, i have a fursona to make
Yes… But technically they’re performing In Bee-tro fertilization (IBF) … I’ll show myself out
Poppycock.
Flowers are flowers genitals as well.
So they’re manspreading
This bacterium gives me the sniffles. This other bacterium liquefies and eats my muscles. But if I don’t have enough of this other bacterium in me, I get violent explosive shits??
“why is that we eat the fruit and not the tree?”
Why apple but not apple seed
i eat the apple seeds, coward
dies
Cinnamon
Maple syrup
Most molds are about as closely related to mushrooms as flatworms are to humans
Not to be confused with ringworms which are, in fact, a mold.
Or slime molds which are, in fact, an ameoba.
Now there’s a creature that really breaks our language conventions. Forget indeterminate gender, we can’t decide if it’s one creature or many at any given time.
And humans are more closely related to mushrooms than plants!
“Has entered the chat” has entered the chat. Itt
