Me after stealing all the food off everyone’s table while they are distracted by the quokka I let in:
I’m gonna. They can’t stop me.
stops you and bans you from the restaurant
They can’t
Hmm.
I suppose quokkas are a protected class.
What are they going to do, put up a sign that says “don’t let in [email protected]”?
Any restaurant that doesn’t let me let in the quokkas probably isn’t even a place I want to eat. They can’t ban me, I ban myself!
Dude. I’m totally letting the quokkas in.
Kwo-ah-kah?
Kwah-kah
Thank you
Fuck the police.
Well he seems very polite so I’ll make an exception
I understood that reference
Never heard of our seen one before. Sounds like a name for something in Australia. Is that where this is?
They are very cute and have no fear of humans.
Yep, quokkas are only native to Australia.
I’d a called 'em Chazzwozzers
I mean it just sounds like an Australian word. Super cute creature.
How many can I feasibly let in?
I was thinking I could probably carry 5-6 in my arms and at least 2 in my purse. I’ll be getting a booth for me and my friends, tyvm.
Excellent plan!
Why? Are they bad tippers?
100% letting the quokkas in a I will be feeding them my leftovers
We have to meet our daily
quotaquokkaSomebody give me some context. Is it just to avoid having the little creatures associate the place with food, because they smell or is it just a well humored take? Last time I checked, quokkas don’t speak.
Gonna have to fetch them some takeout then
Psst, who wants to let me in.
That’s so rude! What a quokk a shit.
