And I definitely didn’t accidentally step on any crayons in the process.

  • @[email protected]
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    44 months ago

    I’d be fine with any of the Crayola ones except #7.

    #7 can be used for drawing on Easter eggs before you dye them, but that’s a once a year for three minutes kinda deal, definitely not committing to “until it runs out” for that one.

    Any crayons that aren’t Crayola are straight trash. Miss me with that Rose Art and restaurant kids menu crayon crap.

    • Kalcifer
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      Also seems the most useful cause you get two colors for the price of one.

    • 👍Maximum Derek👍
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      174 months ago

      Red and green is the way to go. You’re great at christmas, you can draw 2/3rds of the bell peppers, and (I presume) you get a discount on baby back, baby back ribs.

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        Um. 2/3 of the bell peppers? There are yellow, orange, purple, and white bell peppers too. Do your bell pepper research. Amateur.

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          i’m actually curious what they think the third color is, cause, at least where i am, grocery stores almost always have green, red, yellow, and orange.

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            Haha same, because yellow and orange and two of the common ones. I could see not being aware of white and purple because they are pretty niche and rare.

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    184 months ago

    Fun fact: if you want something to taste delicious, you go for blue. Blue food doesn’t exist in nature, so it is designed to taste delicious.

    So #5.

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        94 months ago

        I thought so too, until I saw the truth.

        A waxy covering coats some blue-colored fruits — such as blueberries, dark grapes and certain plums. This wax contains a host of tiny structures, each less than a thousandth the thickness of a piece of paper. Such nanostructures scatter blue and ultraviolet (UV) light. To our eyes, that makes these fruits look blue. Birds — which can see UV light — probably see such delicious snacks as bluey-UV.

        But if you rub off the outer layer of wax, a blueberry no longer looks blue — or red. Instead, it’s completely dark, Rox Middleton says. Middleton is a physicist who works at the University of Bristol in England and at Dresden University of Technology in Germany. Structures in the fruits’ waxy outer layers create blue hues that are faux, her team now shows.

        https://www.snexplores.org/article/why-blueberries-blue-crystal-pigment

        Sadly, when you blend blueberries in a smoothie it turns your smoothie purple.

    • @[email protected]OP
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      154 months ago

      Wait until you realize that number 8 is actually teal blue! Gotcha!

      The lesson here is not to peel off the labels.

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    24 months ago

    My dumb ass was searching for the one that’ll have the longest lifespan and I kept thinking how would he know beforehand.

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    134 months ago

    #1 since it’s the shortest and the meme clearly says that I’m restricted to one crayon until mine runs out