Nuclear codes about to drop on Telegram.
Holy shit this isn’t a technical problem it’s a problem of them all blatantly ignoring any and all security standards. "Oh this Signal thing says it is encrypted, let’s use that. Hey everyone download this app off the app store and we will discuss bombing another country on it.’
“We ordered the chief pimp to investigate the sex trafficking scandal.” Sure, what could go wrong?
Oh good grief
[That Star Wars meme]
Anakin: It’s embarrassing how our plan for genocide leaked.
Leia: You’re embarrassed about the genocide, right?
Anakin: …
Leia: …
Padmé, not Leia, but yeah.
Hahahahhahaha
Inb4 the government now uses X Secure Messaging.
Best Technical Mids <> Elon Musk
Pick one.
“How did this happen!?”
Your leaders are absolute fucking morons, that’s how. There really isn’t anything to actually investigate here.
You don’t need a technical mind to find an error with terminally stupid and incompetent users.
But you might need one to create a way of covering up that incompetence
Noooo… Anyone but the best technical minds… They don’t have anything better to do?
“You’ve been added by Michael Waltz”
Even if we pretend Musk and his group of children aren’t incompetent, this isn’t hard.
The better technical mind would’ve avoided the security leak to begin with.
Looking at [making up a reason for] how this happened
Is how I read that. Probably with the goal to throw the journalist in a camp.
‘American Govt announces to buy Signal’
