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@[email protected] to Dad [email protected]English • 3 months ago

An imam, a priest, and a rabbit enter a blood clinic. The nurse asked the rabbit his blood type. "I'm probably a type o," he said.

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An imam, a priest, and a rabbit enter a blood clinic. The nurse asked the rabbit his blood type. "I'm probably a type o," he said.

@[email protected] to Dad [email protected]English • 3 months ago
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  • oppy1984
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    4•3 months ago

    I’ve seen several iterations of this joke, this one still took me a minute. Well done, I’m stealing this one so I can torture my co-workers. Thanks!

  • @[email protected]
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    5•3 months ago

    Ooooo that’s a good one

  • Perrin42
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    5•3 months ago

    @Melatonin

    A priest, a rabbi, and a duck walk into a bar. The bartender says, “What is this, some kind of joke?”

  • merde alors
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    20•3 months ago

    thanks for posting this

    whoever invented this joke should be celebrated

    • FenrirIII
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      1•3 months ago

      Sounds like you’re a rabbit fan.

      • merde alors
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        5•3 months ago

        negative

        type o negative

        • @[email protected]
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          3•3 months ago

          RIP Peter! 🤘🏻

  • Wren
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    5•3 months ago

    Gor dsm it. Have my olivine.

  • Sibbo
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    13•3 months ago

    I don’t get it

    • @[email protected]
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      15•3 months ago

      I’m probably a “typo”. It should be rabbi not rabbit.

    • @[email protected]
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      2•3 months ago

      deleted by creator

    • @[email protected]
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      5•3 months ago

      Rabbit should probably be rabbi.

      • merde alors
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        3•3 months ago

        so that it would no longer be a joke?

        • @[email protected]
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          6•3 months ago

          Are you guys trolling me?

    • @[email protected]
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      39•3 months ago

      Try saying “type o” a few times

      • merde alors
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        5•3 months ago

        mille millions de mille sabords de tonnerre de brest!

      • Sibbo
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        36•3 months ago

        Good lord

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    • @[email protected]
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      8•3 months ago

      A “typo” in the joke

  • @[email protected]
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    11•3 months ago

    nice! not your usual fable i see

  • Rhynoplaz
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    17•3 months ago

    You positive?

  • @[email protected]
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    32•3 months ago

    Took me a bit longer on this one than the usual dad joke.

    • FenrirIII
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      13•3 months ago

      Missed it by a hare

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