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Ghostalmedia to Ask [email protected]English • 3 months ago

Countertop banana stand owners - what do you do when you only have one banana?

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Countertop banana stand owners - what do you do when you only have one banana?

Ghostalmedia to Ask [email protected]English • 3 months ago
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  • @[email protected]
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    I use better technology: wire fruit basket. It achieves the same goal of exposing your banana to air circulation, but the last one can lay down

  • badbrainstorm
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    33•3 months ago

    You can cut the second to last banana a little lower, and leave the top of the stim attached to keep it hanging

    • @[email protected]
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      Wait you cut them all? You don’t just tear the bananas apart from each other?

      Cutting, a stand, all feels like an overcomplication of a simple fruit

      • badbrainstorm
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        1•3 months ago

        Uhh, see the banana master JWBananas diagram below. Exactly what I’m talking about

    • @[email protected]
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      9•3 months ago

      Until I read your answer, I was picturing a kiosk selling frozen bananas with a countertop (a diner would be a countertop restaurant, in this naming convention). My only excuse is that I just woke up

      • Hossenfeffer
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        3•3 months ago

        Same, same.

        Ah, now I have coffee.

  • @[email protected]
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    7•3 months ago

    Just lay out on the counter and eat it the next day. Sorry, boring as answer

  • @[email protected]
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    16•3 months ago

    Eat it.

  • Snot Flickerman
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    3 months ago

    There’s always money in the banana stand to get more bananas.

    • @[email protected]
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      It’s one banana, how much could it cost, $10?

      • massive_bereavement
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        Just use those $10 and go see a star war.

  • @[email protected]
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    14•3 months ago

    The arm of our stand is wide so I can rest one banana on top.

    • GhostalmediaOP
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      9•3 months ago

      Banana cradle capabilities?

      • @[email protected]
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        3•3 months ago

        A banana hammock, if you will

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮
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    70•3 months ago

    Just buy more bananas. How much could a banana cost? $10?

    • @[email protected]
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      The pricey ones here cost €1 per kg

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        5•3 months ago

        I worked at a Walmart for a bit and one day they had me change the price tags on the bananas and I immediately had to ask and make sure the tags were correct because they went from like $0.70 per pound, to $1.68 per banana.

        Until they went back to a per pound price, banana sales basically stopped at the store.

    • @[email protected]
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      9•3 months ago

      Well, in the US they are almost there with eggs…

    • @[email protected]
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      3•3 months ago

      There’s always money in the banana stand

  • JWBananas
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    20•3 months ago

    RTFM.

    • @[email protected]
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      What’s this “nature’s way” crap, when the bananas are hanging upside down?

      Tap for bananas

      Picture of banana tree showing bananas grow with stema down

      • @[email protected]
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        3•3 months ago

        Banana stand people: hang loose man!

        Actual bananas: <flips like 50 birds to the camera>

      • JWBananas
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        15•3 months ago

        As though there is anything natural about the modern banana

        • @[email protected]
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          Are you implying they are supernatural?

          • @[email protected]
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            Preternatural.

            • @[email protected]
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              Where on the scale is that? Is it higher or lower than supernatural?

              A banana for scale would be helpful.

              • @[email protected]
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                It is higher than the banana, relative to the direction they’re oriented. Determining which orientation is correct is left as an exercise to the reader.

    • IAmLamp
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      This is the way. Cut the second to last banana below the stem. Works perfectly.

  • @[email protected]
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    3 months ago

    Mine it for potassium-40. Radioactive products sell for more than one banana, which as others have noted cost $10 but if you can purify the radioactive elements, you can probably get $11 or even $12.

    • @[email protected]
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      8•3 months ago

      Plus, the YouTube revenue. Imagine me and Nile Red turning a banana into something where we get a visit from the Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory. They’d pay upwards of $14.50.

  • @[email protected]
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    6•3 months ago

    I heard countertop banana stand owners tend to also own banana hammocks.

    • @[email protected]
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      6•3 months ago

      I’m going to buy a banana stand, and knit a hammock to hang from it.

  • @[email protected]
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    8•3 months ago

    Sometimes a rubber band, sometimes a twist tie

  • @[email protected]
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    6•3 months ago

    Skewer it with the hook.

  • @[email protected]
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    6•3 months ago

    Cut it in half and tie the two ends together

  • @[email protected]
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    deleted by creator

  • @[email protected]
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    I’d invest into an economy of scale

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