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@[email protected] to Programmer [email protected] • 2 months ago

I am easy to amuse

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I am easy to amuse

sh.itjust.works

@[email protected] to Programmer [email protected] • 2 months ago
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  • @[email protected]
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    2 months ago

    Pages are fractional now?

    Man, I really gotta get with the times…

    • 𝕽𝖚𝖆𝖎𝖉𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍
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      “Section”. They just used the wrong word ¯\(ツ)/¯

    • JackbyDev
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      I’ve had text books that have page numbers in the corner as chapter-number. It’s not unheard of. When I was in JROTC in highschool the cadet field manual had pages like this. I’m sure others did too but I specifically remember that one more because I was there for four years. (Had to be there for riflery team.)

    • @[email protected]
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      The bible is an old western book that orders itself so

  • @[email protected]
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    49•2 months ago

    ffmpeg command lines are straight up black magic.

    Anyone who understands them is not to be trusted.

    It’s even worse than tar.

    • @[email protected]
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      GNU tar is easy and straight-forward.

      It’s also completely incompatible with any other Unix, but then, what difference does it make is nobody can use them?

      • Eugene V. Debs' Ghost
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        A more complex but more commonly used program is rsync

        rsync -rav /home/user/Documents /mnt/usbdrive is treated differently than rsync -rav /home/user/Documents/ /mnt/usbdrive which is different than rsync -rav /home/user/Documents /mnt/usbdrive/ which is different than rsync -rav /home/user/Documents/ /mnt/usbdrive/

        It’s a great tool for making copies onto drives, even servers. But man you have to double check how each folder path is laid out, otherwise it’ll write the files of one folder to the main drive, unorganized.

        • scratsearcher 🔍🔮📊🎲
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          I recommend --dry-run and reading the stdout with human readable output -h. And dont use the --delete flag if you dont know what will happen 😓

    • @[email protected]
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      The biggest pain in the ass I’ve dealt with was using a directshow lib to implement flash on a new camera we were supporting for a desktop application. Working with a device graph and pins is beyond frustrating. We’re porting functionality to the Web and my dev working on the camera just needed to call capture image to trigger the flash.

    • @[email protected]
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      If they know Regex, assume you are in Sarumans tower and held captive until a hawk comes in.

      • @[email protected]
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        12•2 months ago

        Writing regex is easy.

        Reading it again after a couple of weeks…

        • @[email protected]
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          Tbh the frequent pain from needing to read it again often happens because it was so hard to write correctly that it misbehaves on some data and you need to adjust it.

        • @[email protected]
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          It’s a write only language

    • @[email protected]
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      ffmpeg commands are one of the best use cases for ChatGPT

  • @[email protected]
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    I thought it was going to be Lenna https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lenna

    • @[email protected]
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      5•2 months ago

      Me too

  • Lemminary
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    Are you a tits or FFMPEG filter documentation on section 11.5 man?

    • Lovable Sidekick
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      9•2 months ago

      Please refer to section 8008S.

  • @[email protected]
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    18•2 months ago

    (⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)

  • @[email protected]
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    277•2 months ago
    spoiler

    https://ffmpeg.org/ffmpeg-filters.html#ass

    • @[email protected]
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      • @[email protected]
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        I’m so old and tired, this isn’t even funny anymore. I’ll have to explain to some junior engineer about ASS. Then management will learn about this term “ass”, and use it incorrectly at every possible opportunity. Then when no one can explain ASS, I end up being “the ass guy.”

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          9•2 months ago

          Your theme song

        • @[email protected]
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          20•2 months ago

          HEY EVERYONE IT’S THE ASS GUY

    • @[email protected]
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      18•2 months ago

      The default libass shaping engine,

    • Domi
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      38•2 months ago

      I always chuckle when Jellyfin shows subtitles as “Full ASS”.

      • @[email protected]
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        Never half ass two things. Full ass 1 thing

      • Spaz
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        Same.

    • trashcan
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      ASS (Advanced Substation Alpha)

      • dditty
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        When I took a geometry test in eighth grade, I got a point deducted because I wrote ASS instead of SSA (side-side-angle) when calculating angles and side lengths of a triangle. Still got the right answer though

        • Lemminary
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          Oh, wonderful, teachers who punish kids for being kids and/or making mistakes.

          • @[email protected]
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            In a “show your workings” questions it makes sense.

            • Ethan
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              There’s no difference between SSA and ASS in that context so it’s pointless to punish a student for that

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        Fantastic sub format for anime.

        • Traister101
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          Eyy I just watched Red Ranger, extremely enjoyable for how stupid it is. I bet I’d have loved power rangers if I watched it as a kid

          • @[email protected]
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            I watched too much of power rangers on TV as a child.
            As a result, I don’t find the anime enjoyable.

            Even though the premise was fun, I just couldn’t tolerate it enough to feel the fun.

        • Cousin Mose
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          I wonder why “great” and “sword” need to be Katakana

          • @[email protected]
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            They transliterated it as English: “Great” being written like “Go Ra To” or something similar instead of using the Kanji 大 pronounced as “Dai”. Same with Sword, they wrote it like “Sa Do” or something, instead of 剣 pronounced as “Ken”.

            • Cousin Mose
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              I know, but why? Not trying to be a hater but why not just use the native words?

              • Traister101
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                Because it sounds like English words which is “cool”

          • trashcan
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            Loanwords

            • Cousin Mose
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              I know, but why? Not trying to be a hater but why not just use the native words?

              • trashcan
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                Same reason some English people will use Japanese words? I don’t know.

                • Cousin Mose
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                  Then why respond?

      • @[email protected]
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        Why is that not ASA? Or even ASSA.

        • @[email protected]
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          Because ASS.

        • @[email protected]
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          Because they knew exactly what they were doing, obviously.

        • @[email protected]
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          Because substation alpha is SSA so they just reversed it.

          Because it’s funny.

      • @[email protected]
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        6•2 months ago

        Right in the nostalgia! Happiness is a warm genlock…

    • Iapar
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      Delightful

  • Krafty Kactus
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    Wtf? Is datascope funny or am I missing something?

    • @[email protected]
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      https://ffmpeg.org/ffmpeg-filters.html#ass

      • Krafty Kactus
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        11•2 months ago

        Ahh

        • Smee
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          No, ass

    • t҉̠̙ǵ̣̞̄ͪ͜x̸̱͚̳ͫ͐̑̈ͯͣ̚n̒͌҉͉̦̜̝ͅ
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      You scrolled too far. 😆 Same as me, but I scrolled back up.

    • @[email protected]
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      This guy doesn’t get the joke, everyone point and laugh!

      • @[email protected]
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        Ha ha ha, whoosh! Right guise?

  • @[email protected]
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    deleted by creator

  • Dragon Rider (drag)
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    Force Feminisation male pregnancy

    • @[email protected]
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      ffmpreg?

      • Billegh
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        🫃

    • 74 183.84
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      Im listening

      • @[email protected]
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        https://tenor.com/L8Qq.gif

        • @[email protected]
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          I was hoping for this gif:

          • @[email protected]
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            lol that’s a good one too. And thanks to your comment, now I know how to properly do GIFs.

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    • JackbyDev
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      My omega is gonna be cute, one way or another.

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