Nunchucks and a drafting pencil.
A Gardner that comes with a seedling and a grown tree
Shades and a whiskey glass.
Weed vape and this bad boy
I legit want to use that for home defense.
So this propels dildos into your orifice(s) with explosive charges? Do people enjoy that?
It’s the only way Lady Supermans can get off
Do you not?
A dab rig and a camera
A cat and a bike
A pocket knife and a backpack
packed with a rudimentary medical kit, mineral sunscreen, hand sanitizer, cleaning solution, sandwich bag of folded paper towels, full tang knife, leatherman wave+ multi-tool, bicycle tire pump, small flashlight, headphones, jacket, tube scarf, lighter, pen, pencil, eraser, notebook, usb stick with PoP! OS iso, usb-c cable w/ wall adapter, waterbottle, re-usable coffee cup and a fine layer of dirt over all of it.
Scripture and a jay… The duality of man!
A knife. And another knife.
I gotta tell ya, this is pretty terrific. Yeah!
A hat and buyer’s remorse.
Two large replaceable penises. One is extremely girthy. The other is long and proportionally thick. Both vibrate to your favorite music and have a washable jelly pump. I’ll be loads and loads of fun.
Detachable penis.
A pocket knife and a houseplant in a pot.
the accessories don’t matter, they’ll change every 3 months. the figure will not.
So, no accessories included? There could be separate packages for various circumstances.
No there will be accessories, but what they are won’t matter because the accessories included in the box will be changing constantly. One month may be a bunch of Dan Da Dan volumes and a can of medicated water, the next a kayak oar and an MG gunpla box. The changes will never be announced to the public, and will always be chosen in a seemingly random fashion.
You need to buy a new action figure every month to get all the accessories. That’s clever marketing!
Should come with an unopened box of prescribed ritalin, maybe?
Maybe, but it’s unwilling to take a piss test to get them.
Black clothes and Thinkpad?
A RAID controller and a tin of snus.
