• Sundray
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    2714 days ago

    Do I worry that Qui-Gon would do something naughty with Anakin? No. Do I worry that he would leave the kid behind while he jets off to Spira?

    • @[email protected]
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      1814 days ago

      Their entire business model is taking kids while young then brainwashing them into not having sex so they can fully utilize their virgin wizard powers

      • OpenStars
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        1414 days ago

        Actshually they are totally okay with raw fucking - it’s the call me later part that they forbid.

        They must be the original inventors of the whole “friends with benefits” scene.

  • FuglyDuck
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    2515 days ago

    Ol’Quiggy totally banged Shmi.

    S’okay, Obi was banging Padme between eps 1 and 2. it’s why she remembered Obi and not Ani.

  • @[email protected]
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    4815 days ago

    🤠 I FuCkiNg love my job, Mace! When is my next assignment? Any chance to visit the female prison planet?