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“Qui-Gon, we talked about this the last time.”
🤠 I FuCkiNg love my job, Mace! When is my next assignment? Any chance to visit the female prison planet?
I think that is just ordinary jedi side quests
There’s probably a “strays” bin by the Jedi temple front entrance.
“Only force sensitives accepted”
Their entire business model is taking kids while young then brainwashing them into not having sex so they can fully utilize their virgin wizard powers
Actshually they are totally okay with raw fucking - it’s the call me later part that they forbid.
They must be the original inventors of the whole “friends with benefits” scene.
Ol’Quiggy totally banged Shmi.
S’okay, Obi was banging Padme between eps 1 and 2. it’s why she remembered Obi and not Ani.
Ol’Quiggy totally banged Shmi
I thought Darth Plagueis did that, no?
Really put into perspective Anakin’s whole “from my point of view, the Jedi are evil !” 🤔
Qui-gon don’t give a fuck what the council thinks
Cuz he’s dead
Do I worry that Qui-Gon would do something naughty with Anakin? No. Do I worry that he would leave the kid behind while he jets off to Spira?
