“has long toyed with the idea that your brain should be more connected to your PC”
seems like billionaires’ wet dream to be honest
But imagine how easy it would be to
track youserve you more personalised ads.We have all been “convinced” to carry tracking devices with us everywhere we go. Way cheaper than a brain implant.
Die Gedanken sind frei, wer kann sie erraten, sie fliehen vorbei wie nächtliche Schatten. Kein Mensch kann sie wissen, kein Jäger erschießen, es bleibet dabei: die Gedanken sind frei.
Is this what were getting instead of half life 3?
HL3 brain dance confirmed.
Half life: Alyx required VR.
Half life 3 requires neural integration.
I can see and feel the headcrab like it’s actually there.
yikes
I just need to open my work laptop and watch it utterly fail at even the most basic tasks for me to be convinced our level of technology is no where near where it needs to be to start sticking electronics in people’s heads.
He’ll only be able to make the first prototype, and then a second. He will never make it to 3.
By then he should be able to pass the tech off to a smaller, independent contractor like Gearbox (please don’t; I don’t want Randy in my brain) or Obsidian.
He’ll make a few versions:
- Brain Chip
- Brain Chip Army
- Brain Chip Police
- Brain Chip 2
- Brain Chip 2 Coastal Vacation
- Brain Chip 2.1
- Brain Chip 2.2
- Brain Chip 2 VR
Will never make it to 3 though.
This is the new tech that will justify Half Life 3 they were talking about in the doc. It all makes sense now, the ultimate controller!
Who is controlled though?
I want to get one of the first implants possible. VR headsets are so unsightly.
What?
#Valve CEO Gabe Newell’s Neuralink competitor is expecting its first brain chip this year
Thank you. That’s much clearer
Not what I asked for… But it was what I needed… My cataracts are acting up again.
Finally, Half-Life 3
😬
Yeah no thanks
Will we also get a control valve back on our heads?
Yes, but it belongs to Gaben. Don’t touch it.
nice thumbnail
That picture 😂
Poor monkes 🐒
