Negotiation, like extra salsa for free?
Now hear me out, just a daydream but it would be hilarious if taco trucks joined his birthday parade.
Burrito, TACO TACO, burrito, TACO TACO TACO
Don’t think just because I got a lot of money
I’ll give you TACO-flavored kisses honey
Fulfill all your wishes With my TACO-flavored kisses
TACO TACO, burrito burrito, TACO TACO
Fulfill all your wishes With my TACO-flavored kisses
TACO TACO
Someone negotiate a lead deal with him
“HE’S A CHICKEN, I TELL YAS! A GIANT CHICKEN!”
You’re not a man, you’re a Chicken Boo!
Holy hell, where was that memory hiding out?
He wears a disguise
To look like human guys,
But he’s not a man,
He’s a Chicken Boo
Lol.
Give me what I want.
No.
Yes.
No.
Fine.
This concludes our one man show of Art of the Deal. Thank you for coming and remember to tip your server.
Right… I guess I just “negotiated” with that high dive when I was a little kid as I climbed back down crying like a little baby.
TACO ass bitch.
Bawk bawk.
I feel like saying they’re just bargaining positions makes them even weaker.
All the rest of us (non us countries) have to do is keep saying no abd we will all get better “deals”.
About the first rule in negotiating is “don’t negotiate against yourself” and it was practically the first thing Trump did.
TACO: Trump Always Chickens Out
His biggest recent mistake is letting people know that he hates that. Because now I’m going to think of him as Taco Boy
Taco Boy with Magard Tears
TACO Bellend.
I’m torn. I love tacos. They’re one of the best foods out there. Now they’re associated with Trump, albeit in a negative way, but I will still think of that cancerous shit stain every time I eat a taco, and that’s sad.
Think of him getting fucking pissed about it, and those tacos will be even tastier.
